F*ck polyester
Cocoon yourself in the warm embrace of waterproof, wind proof silk and wool interior from the tribes of Greenland, circa 1960s!
EXCELLENT CONDITION!
A perfectly preserved piece that will have you knowing what you’re ancestors meant by being warm in the below freezing temperatures of winter!
Tested positive for body heat retention at a whopping 99.99% and 100 % body heat retention in subzero temperatures!
This bad boy will even warm the heart of your ex boyfriend who’s emotional sensitive and intelligence measured about the equivalent of a rock.
Bundle up for the seasons ahead !
Measurements are as follows:
Chest: 20 inches
Shoulder width: 18 inches
Length: 41 inches
F*ck Lululemon, f*ck ALO and f*ck !
Those up scale polyester garbage with a price tag that doesn’t match their I.Q can suck on a popsicle this holiday season. While you remain comfortable, warm and prepared for anything!
Can double as a weighted blanket !
Product Information
| Category | Women > Coats & jackets > Trench |
|---|---|
| Size | M (8-10) |
| Condition | Like new |
